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You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

November 13th, 2009 · 410 Comments ·

It’s Friday, so I thought we’d have some fun with a little contest…

How would you answer this question?

“You know you’re an internet marketer when…”

Here’s a few to get you started:

  • You send your kids their allowance by Paypal.

  • Your Mom asks you to email her your children’s Christmas gift wishlist and you embed it with affiliate links.

  • You check domain name availability before naming your kids.

  • You go to work in your underwear.

  • You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do.”

Let’s let it run for a week and then I’ll pick some winners and announce them here.

First place gets $100 to their Paypal account, second gets $50 and third $25.

Leave a comment and let’s see what ya got!

UPDATE:

Wow! Thanks for all your responses – we’re at just over 400 and counting.

It took well over an hour to go through them – but it was well worth it. There were some great… and very funny responses.

Here’s the winners:

First Place – Ruth H. ($100):

You know you’re an internet marketer when everybody else is looking for a job and you’re trying to get rid of yours

Second Place – Tim ($50):

…when the neighbors think you’re into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success.

3 Way Tie For 3rd Place – $25 Each:

Mitch…every item at your garage sale ends with a ‘7.’

Flo…when you add three ps’s to an email to your mother.

Preben…your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa.

We’ll send an email to all the winners today so we can get them their prizes.

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410 responses so far ↓

  • Preben // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:19 am

    ..your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa.

  • Dan Buchanan // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:22 am

    You know you are an internet marketer when you can not remember your home address or phone number but always can give out your web address

  • FX Romi // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:22 am

    You send your kids their allowance by Paypal.

  • Rahim Abdullah // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:24 am

    You earn enough to pay the rent

  • Tony Hetherington // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:24 am

    When you spell job – J.O.B.

  • Rahim Abdullah // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:25 am

    You prefer the ‘net to TV News

  • Tony Hetherington // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:25 am

    You spell job J.O.B.

  • herry verdyansyah // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:25 am

    good job man !

  • zeljko // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:26 am

    You go to work in your underwear.

  • Douglas Cartwright // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:26 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when your wife asks you to shop through your website enquiry form…

  • Fred Raley // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:26 am

    … no one gets mad that you secretly keep a swipe file where you put things you took from others.

  • Nataliya // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:27 am

    You are aware of what kind of business you are doing in Internet and can explain it other people

  • Donato // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:27 am

    when you make a lot of money spending max 1 hour per day in front of your PC.

  • Rob Anderson // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:27 am

    When you cannot use a cooking recipe without the source code

  • Rahim Abdullah // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:28 am

    You look at a billboard at automatically work out the keywords for promoting it(that product/service).

  • Saveena // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:29 am

    when you use a fun contest to promote your website!

  • Rob Anderson // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:29 am

    When you are lying in bed and need to sleep – so you move a mental cursor to the top right hand side of your head to close the “file”

  • Rahim Abdullah // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:29 am

    when your wife asks the url of your cooking/recipe sites

  • Gayle // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:30 am

    … when you’d rather talk about your internet business instead of you day job

  • Vesna // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:30 am

    You know you are an internet marketer…..
    when you can live the life of your dreams.

  • Garth // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:31 am

    You expect $100 for answering one question

  • mohtadin morshidi // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:31 am

    you do the work when you feel like doing it and with no limits.you decide how much time you want to spend for lunch or break.

  • Indusekar // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:32 am

    I dumped overload of Internet Marketing information.

  • Gavin McDonald // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:32 am

    Your Business is financially lucrative, personally rewarding and 100% satisfying.

  • apat // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:33 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you realize that you cannot live with internet without PC’s and PC’s without internet.

  • ketso // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:34 am

    when you can’t go to bed before knowing exactly what you should be doing and how you should be doing it

  • SURENDER PAUL CHOPRA // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:35 am

    when I started receiving emails that the products for which I was advertising has been sold .

  • RAVI domains make money // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:35 am

    Your Mom asks you to email her your children’s Christmas gift wishlist and you embed it with affiliate links.

  • apat // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:35 am

    when you spent 3/4 of a day in front of your PC

  • troy // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:35 am

    you do your work in the toilet

  • ekosulistio // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:36 am

    when you sleep, and after you wake up, you look at your paypal account full of money transfers

  • Mike // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:37 am

    When you ask the guy at the gas station to provide his email address and first name before you hand over the money.

  • Vinayak // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:37 am

    your lifestyle to make money online landed you into success!

  • Adrian Niculescu // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:38 am

    … you can make a living anywhere in the world with your laptop, an internet connection and a bank card, that’s awesome!

  • phandaka // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:38 am

    When you try to get money from Internet

  • Alistair // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:38 am

    The money rolls into your accountwhile you roll over in bed.

  • Hairul // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:40 am

    …i wake up from sleep and all my dream gone, perhaps i hope can see my dream come true

  • Robert // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:40 am

    ….your ex-wife(husband) has your kids secretly asking you questions like “How come all you do is play with your computer and you can afford a new Corvette?”

  • Neville Whyman // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:41 am

    When you are charged excess baggage fees because of the URL stickers on your suitcase

  • Mark // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:41 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you finally make more money selling online than all the money you’ve spent online learning how to sell your stuff.

  • nick lee // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:41 am

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when…”
    you click and bang your keyboard when you see hops but no sales. (clickbank)

  • Defri M. Putra // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:44 am

    I smile coz money flow to my account

  • Philip Allen // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:44 am

    When you can get $100 for a quickie instead of working a day for someone else

  • Mikhail // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:46 am

    …when you implement in your business at least 1% of info-products downloaded from the Internet

  • Tim Oliver // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:47 am

    You take all of your ties and tie them into knots and give them to your dog as chew toys!

  • Pete // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:48 am

    instead of calling the plumber, you go online to find “how to” videos.

  • jonni // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:49 am

    you know you’re internet marketer when you find out or success following some ways to make money from via internet, and maybe sometimes in the first time, you will forget everything except internet connection + a little of skills (designing websites or something else) = money.

  • sobakin // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:50 am

    When you go to work in your underwear

  • Mark // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:50 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you actually look forward to reading your flagged spam messages because you’re looking for ideas.

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  • Chona // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:53 am

    …when you hold the world in the palm of your hands and you suck in money into your life, infinitely, effortlessly, as if you were a money magnet.

  • Fitri // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:54 am

    …when you go to work in your underwear, and earn cash.

  • Malcolm.t.Mckinnell // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:55 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when someone asks for the name of your bank and you tell them”Clickbank”

  • JohnTheJock // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:56 am

    You know you’re an Internet Marketer when you don’t know what day it is but you know how much money you’ve made.

  • sabatke // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:58 am

    Whem I’m so hapyy and make other peoples , happy and rich , make more happy,and rich..

  • Mark Edward Brown // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:59 am

    When you get upset because you have to use the toilet when you would rather continue working on your next big product or service launch! :-)

  • Pokjat Personal Finance // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:00 am

    You start carrying laptop everywhere you go and addicted to check your paypal balance

  • Agus Siswoyo // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:00 am

    you wake up at noon and get flood of money from emails.

  • Fisher Jenkins // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:02 am

    With each of your daughter’s Girl Scout cookie deliveries you include a bonus URL featuring :

    Links to the top 3 CB weight loss products (with your affiliate links embedded)…

    A coupon (with your affiliate link) for a discount on one of Willie Crawford’s cookbooks!

    And a cookie sales coaching program, for just $100, specifically designed for the shy but determined Girl Scout!

  • Geoff Dodd // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:02 am

    ..when you pray to God that the blog you’re posting to allows googlebot to spider, index, follow… and when you’re inexorably addicted to the ‘Net. No question.

  • Jeremy L // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:03 am

    ….when you are earning thousands upon thousands a month (feeling overpaid) doing what you love with a few mouse clicks when your friends are working 10 hrs a day (feeling underpaid) hating their jobs and earning a measly paycheck every single month.

  • June Yasol // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:03 am

    You know you’re an Internet Marketer, when you sign-up on every good Sales Pitch and Opt-ins that comes your way!

  • Gabriella Kalmar // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:03 am

    … when You can Make a Difference with the Push of a Button in The Entire World.

  • kuswardayan // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:05 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when… you feel the same as one week for one day without a computer and PayPal transaction.

  • Mitch // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:07 am

    …every item at your garage sale ends with a ’7.’

  • Alex // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:07 am

    When you know you can “print” money on demand!

  • Mike Deschaine // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:08 am

    Your friends and family keep telling you about “good jobs” they hear about. Then they ask you how “your thing” is doing…then when you tell them they just smile and nod….then quickly change the subject.

  • RC // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:11 am

    …..When you understand running competitions to get blog visits to keep the Search engines happy, is an excellent idea!

  • kuswardayan // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:11 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when… you wake up on midnight and then your body opens PayPal automatically like a bots, ignoring your wife’s bulging eyes.

  • clarence // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:12 am

    you are an internet marketer when you finally start making 6 figures from your home on a consistent basis from your computer

  • Emily // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:12 am

    I think it’s when you send out the wish list with lots of your own affiliate links on it.

  • Jason C // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:13 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you know CPA (cost per aquisition) has nothing to do with accounting stuff…

  • ezee // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:14 am

    1st thing when wake up in the morning, on the PC,get online,sign in email to check any trancsaction,login the web admin and send reminder email to members,go to forum2 and social networking webs to promote all my business..finished that all..get bath and eat…hehehehe

  • zulhanif // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:15 am

    when friend asked me a the nearest book store and i send them a website link….

  • Ivana // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:17 am

    Mike that was funny! Ha ha…Yes… But I will add…Making money while you sleep, while you are on vacation, and when you know you are the ONLY one hold your own financial future in your own hands!

  • Indra Mahendra // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:20 am

    You’re 99% an internet marketers when you felt very confident for some time ahead will be successful, and you will be 100% of internet marketers when some future time your life began to change.

  • Donna // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:21 am

    ” You know you’re an Internet Marketer when”………. JUSTIN MITCHIE HAS FINISHED WITH YOU……

  • Taufik // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:21 am

    When I have many website and online everyday to make money

  • swanny // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:21 am

    when I want to sell everything

  • Rika Subana // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:22 am

    your best friend names are Google, Paypal, Clickbank and Alexa.

  • kuswardayan // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:24 am

    Your wife angries with you and but you say ‘OMG, I forgot to embed affiliate link.’

  • ali // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:24 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer, when suddenly you receive while you CEQ with loved ones in a beautiful sightseeing places

  • shahrl // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:25 am

    when me have trouble explaining to my friends what “I do.”

  • Lena Brent // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:25 am

    You know you are an internet marketer when you can send 1000$ cash prize to Justin Michie on fun Friday.

  • swanny // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:26 am

    when I finished learn everything about online marketing

  • Fotios Koulakos // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:27 am

    OK, I have two…I know, I know, I’m a slime….

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when you don’t have time to finish the sentence…’You know you’re an internet marketer when…’for a measly 100 bucks”

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when ‘SEO’ NO LONGER means clandestine covert operative cleverly posing as a spirited ambassador of the visual hedonistic arts (porn star), all the while being chronicled for the sake of posterity lest future generations remain without a users manual as to what the term ‘SEO’ meant BEFORE becoming said internet marketer!”

  • Ahmad // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:27 am

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when…” you stop buying every single new product that is launched by other internet marketers…

  • Afzai Afandi // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:27 am

    ….when I first earned income more than 4 figures 2 years back and at the same time, most of the bloggers called me ‘OTAI’, meaning I’m the pioneer in the internet marketing line.

  • Setyo // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:28 am

    when you can’t differentiate between your friends and your list.

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  • kuswardayan // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:31 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when… Your wife angries with you and but you say ‘Oh my God, I forgot to embed you an affiliate link.’

  • Mike // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:33 am

    When you have failed time and time again but refuse to give up on the thought of telling your boss to take his job and SIT ON IT!!!

  • primuskannan // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:35 am

    you participate in this contest so Justin can feel goood and next runs a $500 contest. :-)

  • Rangga Fauzhan // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:36 am

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  • craig // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:37 am

    YOU KNOW YOU ARE A INTERNET MARKETER WHEN YOU RUN OVER 50+ WEBSITES THAT MAKE MONEY AND SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME LOOKING UP THE TOTAL

  • kuswardayan // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:38 am

    … you write your son name ends with clickbank.net

  • Karen van Lelyveld // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:40 am

    you know you’re an internet marketer when you’re still on the internet at midnight after your freinds have come and gone.

  • taqi // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:41 am

    you don’t realize money come in your pocket every time.

  • Douglas // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:42 am

    You offer your wife a FREE E-BOOK to stop calling you away from the computer.

    You offer your wife a FREE Weight Loss E-BOOK.

    You sell your son a Article Re-Writer to help him with his school projects

  • Mark // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:46 am

    You only send out Christmas cards to friends and family after they sign up on your squeeze page.

  • NAZ // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:48 am

    when i realize that i ‘m can be to good or to bad when i touch the keyboard and i ‘m will control the world with my click !

  • Clayton // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:48 am

    you have houses in places around the world so then you don’t have to deal with the weather

  • Get Blogged // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:49 am

    You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do.”

  • Nick // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:49 am

    Your hard drive crashes. You haven’t logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP’s access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem… And you succeed.

  • Azman Bin Mohamad // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:50 am

    the first thing you do when you’re coming back home from your place is OPEN YOUR COMPUTER AND STARTS SURFING THE INTERNET TO CHECK FOR YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT!! IS THERE IS ANY MONEY GOIN’ IN???

  • Justin // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:50 am

    When the only place I want to be is at my desktop, and I work from dawn to midnight, all in a blink of an eye. No matter what obstacles are thrown in my path, at the end of the day, there’s always a broad smile across my heart. Why? B’cos I love this game :)

  • cindy // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:51 am

    when you cant stay away……

  • Lynnette // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:51 am

    When you get your first internet sale

  • Markanthony // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:51 am

    You know you’re An Internet Marketer when… you start getting that feeling, life is sooo easy and making money is just like the saying goes but reversed “money does grow on trees” why didn’t I ever think about this 3 years ago! I feel sorry for those suckers out there who think it’s bologne!!!

  • Bankus Eng // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:52 am

    You are you’re an internet marketer when you talk about Internet Marketing and how to make money online when your teacher wants you to do a presentation. :D

  • Renato // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:54 am

    …your desktop is so full of information products that you don’t even know where to find the Documents folder!

  • health secrets teller // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:54 am

    you know you are an internet marketer when your wife ask you to accompany her allday shopping with your money, then you withdraw your money from paypal.

  • Tim Plyler // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:55 am

    you are still digging thru all the BS after three years of trying to get started!

  • anas // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:58 am

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when…”.. we have a lots of time to playing online games everydays

  • Tom Brite // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:04 am

    …The word ‘JOB’ makes you shiver!

    …The sound of an alarm clock is unfamiliar!

  • tan sri azman hashim // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:05 am

    Je bent je bewust van wat grote van het bedrijfsleven u know-how betekenis internet en albatrossen op te lossen onmiskenbare andere mensen, een eerste gedeelte bij het wakker opdruk ‘s morgens, op de pc, prikkelen online te ondertekenen bekendheid e-mail controleert veel trancsaction, het kantwerk login admin weer annalen e-mail naar de leden, get-up-and-go te forum2 en sociale netwerken vliezen al mijn metier hulp komen .. klaar dat alle

  • Azman Bin Mohamad // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:06 am

    you are ‘in your own world’ and did not realised whatever happened surrounding you!

  • kritianto // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:06 am

    I support internet marketing to market your products worldwide

  • Michael J. Ming // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:07 am

    All the tools in the toolshed are marked I.M.

  • Eric // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:07 am

    ….You write a cheque and the bank bounces…..you have a large enough garden to land a 747……O’Bama calls you to sort out the federal reserve……

    And all whilst sipping cocktails and chilling in the Caymans.

  • tan sri azman hashim // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:08 am

    Are you aware of what size business you know how important the Internet and albatrosses solve other people unmistakable, with the first part of the print up in the morning on a PC, generate awareness of online e-mail to sign numerous checks trancsaction, lace again annals admin login e-mail members, get-up-and-go to forum2 and social networking sites are all my métier help .. everything ready

  • Azman Bin Mohamad // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:08 am

    the first thing you do when you reached home is switched-on the computer, surf the net and look for your paypal or bank account whether any cash flowing in or not!

  • GlennD // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:11 am

    when your boss says what are you doing with that laptop and you reply “bidding for your company”

  • Agus Setijabudi // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:15 am

    You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do.”

  • Azman Bin Mohamad // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:16 am

    when you are ready to take the risk of getting a LOSS eventhough you know that PROFIT is always at your side if your marketing and promoting is TARGETTED at CORRECT NICHE!!

  • Danny // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:20 am

    To be a successful internet marketer one should have a good website, good marketing experience and strategies, widespread marketing contacts, diverse company supports,effective keywords and sustainable preparations and effective ways and means.
    All of these are necessary to be a successful online entrepreneur BUT without the PASSION for the company or product is a great disaster to be considered. Passion per se is NOT enough to be successful but qualities, expertise and experience is not enough without PASSION.

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    U know how to get $100 from Justin! :)

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  • Raymond Day // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:26 am

    When you go to sleep and wake up in the morning and your bank account is fuller.

  • tony // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:26 am

    when your wife says its you or the internet and you choose the internet

  • Untung // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:28 am

    Well..well. it is a good news,,..

  • Jon // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:32 am

    When the gurues are contacting you for joint venture with you!

  • L. Camacho // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:37 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you can market internetly!

  • Damir // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:38 am

    …when somebody asks you for your first and family name and you give the domain name of your sales or sqeeze page.

  • Azman Bin Mohamad // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:40 am

    you realise and understood that there is no HOLD-BARRED in the internet marketing world

  • Richard // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:41 am

    Your bank manager puts you on his Christmas card list

  • Keiko Hirano // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:42 am

    You know you are an internet marketer when you need to rent a warehouse to store all of the internet marketing courses you have bought.

  • Shane // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:43 am

    when you really enjoy what your doing.

  • david // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:47 am

    When people who aren’t Internet Marketers confidently introduce you as an Internet Marketer to their friends and contacts.

  • Iain Ross // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:49 am

    ….when information overload becomes information download.

  • Gregorius Hartoko // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:50 am

    You do not do anything. :)

  • mahayuddin // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:57 am

    ….you can really make money.

  • m.yakin // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:03 am

    …just `click` then never ending leisure…

  • Dan // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:05 am

    ….you can’t live without internet connection…

  • Rayw // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:07 am

    when the wife says “where have you been for the last 6 months?”and the kids say “who is that man?”

  • mrs. novi // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:11 am

    when I started writing the blog and make money

  • Ruth // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:12 am

    When your friends have to supply their names and email addresses before you will give them their birthday presents.

  • Terry Russell // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:12 am

    You know you are a internet marketer when: “You go out to get the mail and there are cobwebs in your shoes!”

  • Jay Jenkins // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:13 am

    You know you’re an Internet Marketer when your wife gets jealous of the close relationships you have established with others in the business.

  • Ruth // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:14 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when your dream vacation is going to an IM seminar!

  • william // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:22 am

    you know when your an imer when one and one make two?

  • Ruth // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:22 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you stay up all night working on a product and then give it away to as many people as possible

  • mamad // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:22 am

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when…” when you earned too much in internet marketing

  • Ruth H. // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:25 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you can’t resist saying to your friends, “You could sell that online!”

  • Allen // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:27 am

    I know I am an internet marketer when I made surveys, a website, registering a paypal account, sign up for affiliate business and promotes my website, and earn some money.

  • Mike // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:28 am

    You know you’re an Internet marketer when you can write a good response to this question.

  • Jerry // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:30 am

    Your Daughter comes home with a school assignment, and you teach her to outsource it!

  • rafie // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:31 am

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when ..until age 50 you don’t married yet.. all the time you spent with the net…money and money….”

  • adi // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:33 am

    when I made a big decision to change the rest of my life by becoming a millionaire internet marketer

  • rafie // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:33 am

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when ..surprising all your kids name start with ‘e-’ like e-commerce, e-wallet, e-sales…”

  • Ruth H. // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:34 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when everybody else is looking for a job and you’re trying to get rid of yours

  • Marc // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:35 am

    When your postman is voted employee of the year.

  • thalib // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:39 am

    When you spend more time in front of computer than in front of your wife.

  • rafie // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:39 am

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when .. surprising you don’t have office, just working at home and focus on computer, money come to you..”

  • Janine // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:42 am

    when you give away the product that made you rich last year for free because your current product is trippling that amount!

  • rafie // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:44 am

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when .. your mum shout to you when you said all of your money is not yours!..”

  • rafie // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:45 am

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when .. all your product not at warehouse but only in hard disk…. so cute!

  • amran // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:46 am

    you know you’re an internet marketer, when everybody else is looking for a job ,why not you go to the internet, the only thing is money , when you have a lot of money, you tent to forget everything , remember that all this is a creation of God, you must realized that if one day you computer is ruin then nothing in this world can be done, the only thing is you remember is God, so anything you are doing in this world , do not forget there is a man behind this, think hard, for what l have said. Thank you

    AMRAN

  • Colin // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:48 am

    . . . . . you stop worrying about making money and give your list something of value for free.

  • doug // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:52 am

    your mail box does’nt have2000 offers to make you an instant millionaire EVERYDAY !

  • Rudy // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:04 am

    you sell anything not yours

  • Rudy // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Anda jualan yang bukan milik Anda

  • Ivan Black // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:07 am

    When you write on your pages about the millions you make and lend money from your neighbours for the bus fare.

  • Al Garretson // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:15 am

    when you have to have customer service to take care of all your emails.YOU don’t have time to answer or talk to anyone anymore.

  • Bryan // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:16 am

    your mother in law wants to start a website for her sewing business and you email her your affiliate link for your hosting account and autoresponder account.

  • Buck Quayle // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:16 am

    When you and Sweet Leilani stop surfing Maui-Lahaina-Sun.com on your laptop to look up from the top of Haleakala volcano to see more shooting stars then you ever thought possible. Shrug, and go back to adding affiliate links to your Twitter Cash Cows.

  • Ruth K. // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:16 am

    . . . when someone gives you a small gift and you ask if there’s a back end product.

  • Mark // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:17 am

    … you do keyword research for every ad you see on TV.

  • Mark // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:18 am

    … car number plate reads IMAGURU

  • Mark // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:19 am

    … you only ever read page 1 of any book.

  • Dave // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:20 am

    Your wife tells you about her problems at work and you try to think of ways to monetize them.

  • Claudie // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:21 am

    When pillow talk is about WordPress, building your list or/and the latest affliliate

  • Linda // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:27 am

    You know your an internet marketer when you sign up to try some of these “no fail” sites and before you know it,you get about 2000 emails a day with everyone having a great deal for you,but they don’t!!! Then you try some more promising oppertunities,and spend more money,and still have an empty paypal account,but now I am hoping to win some cash for giving my opinion on here,but I won’t hold my breath as promises in internet marketing are very few and far between……. good luck to you all smartlady122

    ps:If you need lots of Targeted Traffic for your sites,check out the above link!!!

  • Tobius // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:27 am

    You know your an internet marketer when you can say to your self ” I don’t have to get out of bed unless I damn well want to”

  • betsy // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:30 am

    You Know You’re An Internet Marketer when I always go to Justin Michie.com to learn and training and get the First Contest when I check My PAY PAL thanks GOD for this situs

  • Andy Beveridge // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:30 am

    You know your an Internet marketer when nobody understands what you actually do for a living.

  • wawan // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:34 am

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when…” I’m join with you.. :D

  • Lilik // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:38 am

    when you can beat the scammers by proofing that the material they scammed to you is works for you

  • Harold Stevens // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:39 am

    When your family asks “what’s for dinner” and you send them to a squeze page.

  • Richard // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:43 am

    …I’ll know I’m an Internet Marketer when I no longer have to rely on my disability benefits and I can tell my wife she no longer needs her day job or her 2nd job she currently works. Thats when I’ll be able to tell her that her new job will be enjoying herself doing what ever she wants when ever she wants and that the check book she is carrying is for her to spend on what ever she wants. Thats because I have already taken care of all of the expenses and set us up for retirement and any and all of her needs and wants that she so much deserves for taking such great care of me after my disabling injuries. Thanks Justin for letting me share my dream of becoming a successful Internet Marketer with everyone. I am working towards the fulfillment of this dream everyday.

  • Lilik // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:43 am

    when you replace your address in your ID card/passport with your website URL, affiliate links or email address

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:44 am

    …..when the neighbors think you’re into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:46 am

    …..when the Mrs turns ‘green’ seeing that you pay more attention to your PC than her.

  • Anton Widhiadi // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:47 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you were in your mother’s womb.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:48 am

    …..when at times, even sex has to take a back seat than the happenings online.

  • Britt Malka // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:48 am

    you outsource your daily workout.

  • shar // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:50 am

    You can finally tell your husband that he can quit his job, because you make enough to take care of both your needs and your children’s future.

  • Linda // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:50 am

    You know your an internet marketer when:
    You try some affiliate marketing for a few differnt products and services and some how,they say they don’t give out your information but before you can say “internet marketer” you have 100′s of emails a day ,all with the next BIG offer,but I would have to say it is when you have made your first $100.00,which unfortunately for me hasn’t happened yet but I will keep trying.warm regards smartlady122

  • Grains of Hope // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Your kids are on the lookout for what they can sell on the internet

  • Grains of Hope // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:53 am

    You can sneak off for a week(end) at a B&B in the mountains with your husband with your earnings, and he is surprised with the news. ;-)

  • Ismail Bin Hassan // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:10 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when You can earn the money by only using an internet at your home without any stress.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:17 am

    ……you simply cannot resist the temptation of participating in contests like these and giving your best shot just to come out tops.

  • Brian // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:21 am

    You end all your sentences with .com.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:22 am

    …..when traffic-lights, jams, subways & elevators become a thing of the past.

  • Tanto // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:22 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when higher convertion rate is your motto.

  • iwansarlep // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:25 am

    I want my parents happy to indulge them. I just do not know how to become an internet marketer. I wanted to learn to become internet marketers. Please sya guided and taught to be a succes internet marketers.

  • Ysulis // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:25 am

    I know I’m an internet marketer when..”
    when I move in to a vip suit in fourseasons hotel or enjoying the sunset at Kuta beach, Bali everyday without worrying on how to pay all the bills.

  • arturo Elizondo // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:27 am

    when my toolbox is a laptop

  • Jimmy // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:30 am

    when your neighbors start calling you a spammer

  • Brian foster // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:33 am

    When your having fun, watching lots of money role in on auto pilot.

    Thanks

    Brian

  • bagus // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:34 am

    you know you’re an internet marketer when : ” i got something to offer to “

  • Brian // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:35 am

    Your Xmas list is an e-mail list.

  • gourmet coffee snob // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:35 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when your email inbox is hard wired to your alarm clock and you’ve disabled the snooze button.

  • Robert Rivers // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:37 am

    When your son goes on Facebook to ask you if he can have the car keys.

  • Brian // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:44 am

    You start to write down url’s from the back of vehicles to use as back links.

  • Kraig Grayson // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:47 am

    you can sit at home and make money without needing to look anywhere else for money.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:49 am

    ……when your keyboard, though silent, makes better music than the keys on your piano.

  • zaman // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:50 am

    i am free to do what i like and money,money,money rolling on me

  • Earl // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:50 am

    When you do your Christmas shopping online AND spend at least 20 seconds on each page.

  • zaman // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:51 am

    me and you are the same

  • Ella // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:52 am

    you will know you are a internet marketer
    when your shoe string budget is to the point where if you want it you can buy it
    with out checking your credit card to see if you can afford it and you can help someone else to make a differance if thay need help you can be thair.And you know what you want out of life and when i get thair i will know it!!

  • Robert Kimble // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:58 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you find yourself no longer questioning am I an internet marketer yet.

  • TEDDY JONES // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:04 am

    You set the alarm to wake you at 2: 00 a.m so you can skype or chat with affilates in another time zone and you spend less time reading eamils from family and friends and more time on safelists, TE’s etc

  • Karen // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:05 am

    You know when you an internet marketer when you don’t have time to read all the emails you’ve signed up for, cuz you are cashing sales.

  • Damir // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:08 am

    You know you are the IM when you don’t know where those extra 5k$ in a week came from and they’re on YOUR account.

  • Damir // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:10 am

    when you want to ligh up a pencil which you used for brainstorming on scratch paper instead of that forgotten cigarette…

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:11 am

    ….when your kids find it hard explaining to the teacher about what you actually do.

  • Loyal // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:15 am

    When you show your kids how to OUTSOURCE their homework assignments!

  • Pauli Kotze // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:16 am

    When you rush from the toilet/shower/dinner to the pc to see how many hits, sales or sign-ups you’ve had since you last left your beloved pc…

  • Damir // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:21 am

    When you pay the outsource to make you coffee since you’re so busy counting the sales

  • RoPro // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:52 am

    When you use your PayPal account to pay bills…instead of making money!!!

  • Calvin C Caldwell Sr // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:55 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when…. all you can think about is how things are going to be when you put all the pieces together that catapults your business into the stratosphere of success. You then have the time to enjoy life and do the things that matter most while helping and teaching others how to overcome the obstacles in their lives. To finally make a difference and to be able to actually do something that makes this world a better place without worrying about financial burdens or economic uncertainty that stops so many talented people from becoming the person that God designed them to be.

  • Betty Lou Bentley_lukich // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:55 am

    You know you are an internet marketer when you can work in your pj’s or nothing at all…

  • Richard Lugg // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:58 am

    when your kids give their address as
    myplace.com

  • Sam // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:59 am

    When you tasted your first passive income :)

  • Harry Bowen, Jr. // Nov 13, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    You know you are an internet marketer when you find ways to make words in your communcations with family into links to your affilaiates sites

  • haxe // Nov 13, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    your autoresponder letter is full with your irresistable offer that you will offer to your list.

  • Laurence // Nov 13, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    when people in your team start thanking you for helping them achieve their dreams and goals, because that is REALLY what this is all about.

  • Dony // Nov 13, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you can afford a luxury life even when everybody thinks you’re unemployed

  • Colin // Nov 13, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    you don’t need to go to work.

  • Asmawih // Nov 13, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    You know that you are an internet marketer when.. I read an email that there are a lot of money transfers to my paypal and alertpay account

  • Peter // Nov 13, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    When you offer your spouse to download a free offer before you go to bed

  • Tracie // Nov 13, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    You write a letter to your sister and when your done, you realize you have written it in HTML.

  • Scherie // Nov 13, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    When you go to J.O.B. and put off your work to work on internet marketing!

  • paulus // Nov 13, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    when you need traffic even you are not in the street

  • marijono // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    you will not be able to work if you lose your computer

  • Fotios Koulakos // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when you don’t have time to finish the sentence…’You know you’re an internet marketer when…’for a measly 100 bucks”

  • Jeff Miller // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    …you write your Christmas cards in a way that maximizes keyword density.

  • Fotios // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when you don’t have time to finish the sentence…’You know you’re an internet marketer when…’for a measly 100 bucks”

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when ‘SEO’ NO LONGER means clandestine covert operative cleverly posing as a spirited ambassador of the visual hedonistic arts (porn star), all the while being chronicled for the sake of posterity lest future generations remain without a users manual as to what the term ‘SEO’ meant BEFORE becoming said internet marketer!”

    Ok, that’s 2….I know, I know, I’m a slime…heh heh heh!

  • Thomas // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    ….. when you finally have more coming into your account than is going out to cover the cost of the training packages that flood your inbox everyday. :)

  • John // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    You know you’re an Internet Marketer when a bad week is less than you made at your old job.

  • Ken Harthun // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    You know you’re an Internet marketer when you use your autoresponder to send out your holiday greetings.

  • Jeff Miller // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    …your child’s school report has links to her squeeze page.

  • Charles Swope // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    When you have to go through a thousand e-mails from other internet marketers.

  • Ronni // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    when you can make money and let the sales page fill your wallet with money during sleeping also every one ask you something about they don’t know yet

  • Dewet // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    …..you fire your boss!!!

  • Joseph // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    You go to work in your underwear.

  • Andy // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    when all your hopes are expressed in hops.

  • Stephen // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    … when the net becomes your oxygen!

  • SilverDark/Patti Barr // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    …When even the most Outragous things you see on the Internet don’t even make you Blink!

  • Gary Wilson // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    When you wife ask you how much you made and you tell her less than you really made knowing when you wake up your going to have lot’s more for your event you plan on going to.

  • Danny Connell // Nov 13, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    When you think a serious prospect is interested in your program, but they call you up and try to sell you on THEIR programs!

  • Jon // Nov 13, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    You Know Your an Internet Marketer when:
    You shake hands with all of the other Internet Marketing guru’s at a seminar and you all know each other on a first name basis and you notice everyone’s “mouse hand” is wrapped in an ace bandage from carpal tunnel syndrome and your free hand has your laptop under your arm but you still take your laptop with you to the bathroom to check out your financial status while texting on your cell phone to Twitter. (Some things never change.)

  • Frank // Nov 13, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    When your website is full of pictures of you with people like Mike Filsaime, Frank Kern, Dan Kennedy taken from recent Internet Marketing Seminars.

  • Tjahyo // Nov 13, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    When I woke up and found the mountain in front of me seemed a little …

  • SusanneDickmann // Nov 13, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    ..when you measure the thickness of the walls surrounding the bathroom while viewing a new home, to make sure the WIFI signal is available in the toilet/ bathtub

  • SusanneDickmann // Nov 13, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    ..when you have not one, not two – but three cell phones: one for business, one for personal calls – and one dedicated just in case the broadband fails.

  • SusanneDickmann // Nov 13, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    when you are buying your new car and dreamily ask the sales associate how many Kbits the model has

  • SusanneDickmann // Nov 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    when as a girl you don’t look at anything smaller than 17″ :)

  • Ron // Nov 13, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    …when you take notes, while standing in the Walmart checkout line, of the most popular products everyone is buying.

  • SusanneDickmann // Nov 13, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    when you have absolutely no clue what the price of gas is, because you never (have to) go anywhere anymore :)

  • Tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    You have sore eyes a headache a kink in your back and a healthy income.!!

  • Chad A. Wilgus // Nov 13, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    …setting your alarm clock requires a free downloadable PDF guide.

  • verka // Nov 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    When you get tired of counting sales and start giving away your system free.

  • louboy // Nov 13, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    When You flat broke after You spent your saving,maxed out Your cards..Bought a bunch of HYPED up get rich quick buls**h..SCAM…
    Dont ask It happened to Me..

  • Susan // Nov 13, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    When the people you have been trying to convince that this is a good idea, finally believe you, when you quit your day job,and walk the walk.

  • bazz // Nov 13, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    when you draft out your letter sacking your boss and the company , after PayPal tells you ,you have made more money in
    1 day than you earned in 1 week in your old obsolete J…O…B

  • Debbie // Nov 13, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    You only leave your house when your internet connection is down.

  • Flo // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    When you add three ps’s to an email to your mother.

  • Flo // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    When you text your kids with bullet points.

  • Flo // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    When you name the family cat “oto”.

  • Antiflow // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you work all day, selling other peoples work!

  • yuli // Nov 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    when you realize you can not live without computers and the internet

  • RAI // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    When you fire your Boss and live your own life.

  • Catur Widhiandeko // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    …I have dollars in my paypal if anybody need me!

  • DonnaB // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    you know you are an internet marketer when you spend more time with people all over the world than with those across the street

  • Hilary // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    You know you’re and inernet marketer when your work space is anywhere in the world and you are in contact with heaps of people you dont know

  • hariz // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    You know you’re an internet marketer when your f/book status,tweet,friendster shoutout,blog & etc… has your affiliates link every time you update them.:)

  • Budi // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    …suddenly you realized that one of your safelists is your wife.

  • simoza01 // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    You know you’re an internet marketer when…
    …..your laptop is indispensable and you are inseparable with your laptop!

  • Marcel Bonin // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When: You start ALL your sentences with “The other day, while I was on the net …”

  • kunamcahkepz // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    you know you’re an internet marketer when….you can earn money as you can,,,and you spend the time to update your affiliates link…

  • Karen Williams // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    You know you’re an internet marketer when your email is flooded with ‘offers’ from ‘gurus’ and by the time you clear them out of your email, you don’t have time to do any work!

  • Isyaias // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you can generate money easily from everything on internet.

  • razman // Nov 13, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    when you start buying and earning anytime,anywhere via online

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    …..when the PC in your home takes precedence over the idiot-box.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    …….you needn’t have to apple-polish anyone just to get ahead.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    …..when keyboards, mouses and monitors get worn off faster than your neighbor who’s still doing a 9 to 5 routine.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    ….when you read other people’s comments in this contest and have this compelling urge to outdo them.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    ………when your life depends on everything that’s happening on the screen in front of you.

  • Robert // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    …all the $$$ you’ve invested online are but a drop in the bucket compared to what you’ve received in your first month of following an experienced Web-Marketer… And, He (or She) helped you get your first $20 before they began charging you for their “services”…

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    ………when your computer-illiterate friends think you’re hooked on porn, judging by the hours you spend on the PC.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    …….when a ‘click’ could make or break you.

  • kuswardayan // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    A police asks you where is your home, you answer with something begins with http and ends with clickbank.net. Then you say: “you are in my prospect list”.

  • Muss // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    you open your email and it is full with message; “you have fund in your bank account” over and over again…

  • Hapizi // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    When you enjoy to doing online sales and build a bigger online networking.

  • hariyanto // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    Get the first power of cashback…real bleeding with fun

  • Muss // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    you never complaint about traffic jam.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    ….although appearing jobless, people envyingly sense a air of security in you when you speak that makes them wanna prod and find out more.

  • Apcelon Woods // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    …..when you turn over, look at the clock, jump out of bed saying, I am late for work! On your way to the bathroom to take a quick shower you realize, darn! I do not have a job anymore. I work from home on my computer…

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    …….when your best pal is paypal.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    ….the only jams you’ll have to deal with are the ones that go with your bread……..at home!!!

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    ……you can afford to throw more lavish barbecues, thus confusing the neighbors who seem to ask “how?….when he doesn’t seem to have a regular 9 to 5?”.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    ….the keyboard takes precedence over the piano, the mouse takes precedence over the pen and the monitor takes precedence over the idiot-box.

  • AgentParanoia // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    when you get caught checking your afiliate account while working at the office

  • snizam // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you know how to write a business plan and marketing plan.

  • Johan // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    When you lost your job and you know you are a sitting duck .By a stroke of genius you get hold of “7 Ways To Make $700 in 7 Days by Justin Michie” and you know you will never have to look for a conventional job again.

  • tim // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    ………when you’re the only one that appears without stress and unhurried but appears to have it all t the envy of the ’9-to-5ivers’ in the neighborhood.

  • AgentParanoia // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    when you spend your weekends with SEO, PR, Alexa…

  • Nor // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    everybody knows who you are!

  • ardyan // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    You know you’re an internet marketer when……..”SELLING NOTHING”

  • Vilma Davis // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    You know you are an internet marketer when gurus and scammers can no longer pull the wool over your eyes. You are now making lots of money the smart way, not the hard way.

  • Victor // Nov 13, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    You know you are an internet marketer when all you do each day is check how much has come into your Clickbank account overnight while you had a good night’s sleep.

  • Adhi L // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    I would like to live, to work and to go anywhere, anytime.

  • FITRI // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN INTERNET MARKETER WHEN PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ABOUT YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS..

  • Charlie // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    When you get tossed from forums for violated sig rules with your list of affilate links.

    When you forget CPA also means Certified Public Account, and you ARE one.

  • Lilik // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    when your wife wake up in the middle of the night and asked you “what time is it, baby ?” and you answered “it’s 247 !”

  • Lilik // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    when my name become #1 in every search engine with any keywords

  • Mas Teddy // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    when my wife began to jealous with my PC

  • Ratna Surfitasari // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you can do your job everywhere, anytime and with passion. While at the same time you have passive income and you still be a good wife for your husband and be a good mother for your children and the most important thing you can actualize yourself.

  • Sylvia Gates // Nov 13, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you notice you have time to answer email like this one.

  • Raja perumal // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    You pay to face the unexpected and unavoidable expense.

  • Ken // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    when you spend 3-4 hours on the internet doing internet marketing

  • mymoneynow // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    You send your kids their allowance by Paypal. You use net tv.

  • Iza Hazwani // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    when you didn’t even care about time to go to your office

  • Ber // Nov 13, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    As Internet Marketer. I have to use customer like. If we make our web site very useful and fulfill customer need. They will buy and come back again and again.

  • Parker Word // Nov 14, 2009 at 12:20 am

    Your income stream pays your bills and leaves you enough money to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

  • Imam Malik // Nov 14, 2009 at 12:32 am

    - You go to work in your underwear.
    - You eat your dinner, lunch and breakfast front of your computer.
    - You very upset when your ranking drop, but you do not care about your chidren ranking in school.
    - any time any where you always bring your laptop with wi-fi or modem to connect the internet

  • Maikhel // Nov 14, 2009 at 12:34 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when your earnings come from transactions on internet

  • wenny kusno // Nov 14, 2009 at 12:49 am

    Of course the BEST OF THE BEST and the ultimate goal for every internet marketers are 1 and only 1, is that lots of members or affiliates determine all of the outcome. The more the better, more members or affiliates gives more cash to our account.$$$

  • Wahyu santoso // Nov 14, 2009 at 12:51 am

    When you forgot how long you used the internet to get more buyer.

  • Donna Meyers // Nov 14, 2009 at 12:52 am

    You know you are an internet marketer when: 1. You are debt free and have no outstanding bills to pay. 2.When you make money without a J>O>B>.3.When you make enough money to donate to your favorite charities.4. Most importantly when you are helping others in this economy to prosper and be successful. Remember I need “U” for SUCCESS. God Bless

  • priyank // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:03 am

    You know you are an internet marketer when all you do each day is check how much has come into your Clickbank account overnight while you had a good night’s sleep.

  • yudi prasetiyo // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:11 am

    When I Know that I Can’t Buy snack/cookies for my children because I have not money again. And they cry very loudly.. And it’s so hard for me. They Cry.. My wife cry and I Cry too. So that begin I’am an internet marketer.

  • Mark // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:39 am

    when the reimbursement for your efforts/services comes from customers who only reach you via the internet.

  • Big Surprises // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:43 am

    -when you see everything as opportunity.
    -when everyone you meet turn to your prospects.
    -when your site always number one on major search engine.
    -when you have a lot of time to spend.
    -when your kids create their own minisites without asking anyone.
    -when everyday is a happy day to you.
    -when hot chicks say hi to you.

  • Roman // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:48 am

    You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do.”
    That must be it.

  • SUE RISTIC // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:53 am

    When you can demand $100 for answering one question

  • crespo // Nov 14, 2009 at 2:01 am

    You know you are an internet marketer when you fire your boss and they jealous with your daily income!

  • firdaus // Nov 14, 2009 at 2:18 am

    when u do nothing but money is non stop kredit to your account

  • Magreth McGill // Nov 14, 2009 at 5:26 am

    When your inbox has 7658 unread messages from ViralAdsUnleashed!

  • Faezal // Nov 14, 2009 at 5:53 am

    …when you never want people to say “YOU’RE FIRED!!”

  • Eric : BlogDemanila // Nov 14, 2009 at 6:02 am

    …When you’re talking, dreaming, eating Keywords.

  • dian sonata // Nov 14, 2009 at 6:31 am

    until i got my first dollar at my paypal account

  • warnnie // Nov 14, 2009 at 7:10 am

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when you forgot to eat and sleep just 2 hours last night…and you just realize it now…”

  • George // Nov 14, 2009 at 7:30 am

    …when getting a visiting card you always notice that its owner should to confirm his name & e-mail, before you’ll start to talk any valuable context with.

    P.S. But you’ll be a crazy IM if try to do the same with your own :)

  • ayiek // Nov 14, 2009 at 8:05 am

    when i wake up in the morning and my dreams come true be a internet marketer

  • Vera O'Reilly // Nov 14, 2009 at 8:29 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you spend every 48 hours in your pyjamas!

  • gman // Nov 14, 2009 at 9:08 am

    When your wife has to schedule a meeting with you to do lunch.

  • MARICEL // Nov 14, 2009 at 10:29 am

    You’re wearing old pajamas working in front of ur pc, instead of suit, shirt and a tie. But what’s the best thing is ur having thousands of dollars in ur paypal account and still earning more!

  • Nanok Hariyono // Nov 14, 2009 at 11:01 am

    My difficulties overcome my family’s financial problems

  • Ghadaffi // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    ..your salesman ask for the product brochures & u gave him a hoplink.

  • Ghadaffi // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    ..when suddenly you thought your bank account number was your email address..

  • Ghadaffi // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    ..you realize that the only math problem you can solve was ‘percentage’

  • Ghadaffi // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    …you are generating hundreds & hundreds email list of “affiliates marketers”..

  • Ghadaffi // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    ..you go to ATM’s to cash out money but wondering why the machine never ask you for your PayPal username & password…

  • Ghadaffi // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    …you introduce yourself like, “Hi, i am (username), & you are?”

  • Ghadaffi // Nov 14, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    ..you go to fast food restaurant & ask the cashier, ” Where should i fill my 25% discount coupon code?”

  • Terry // Nov 14, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    When you have made more money selling info products than you spent learning how to market them in the first place. He He

  • Joni // Nov 14, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    You are aware.. you do have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do.”
    And yet keep explain it to other people.

  • shannon // Nov 14, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    …your child got in trouble in school for hash-brown & icecream “flipping”… the other students who bought one got the 2nd half off!

    …other peoples problems sound like *cha ching* niches to your ears.

    …you don’t HAVE to think about setting an alarm clock….the choice is yours.

  • Tim // Nov 14, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    when you know there’s no other job you’d rather do

  • haidar // Nov 14, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    when my life as a wealthiest comes true

  • ryan_fr // Nov 15, 2009 at 12:20 am

    ……when i win this contest

  • Faizal Zairi // Nov 15, 2009 at 1:56 am

    you start to think about how to make money with internet.

  • Faizal Mangiwa P. // Nov 15, 2009 at 3:51 am

    You know you are an internet marketer when everything you say and you touch it can be sale.

  • Magreth McGill // Nov 15, 2009 at 7:29 am

    When PayPal send you emails with “Notification of Payment Received” in the message line!

  • Michael S. Copeland // Nov 15, 2009 at 8:10 am

    You know you’re an Internet Marketer when you’re on the cover of Internet Marketer Magazine.

  • Michael S. Copeland // Nov 15, 2009 at 8:10 am

    You know you’re an Internet Marketer when you’re article is in an issue of Internet Marketer Magazine.

  • ardo // Nov 15, 2009 at 8:16 am

    “You know you’re an internet marketer when you forgot to eat and sleep just 2 hours last night…and you just realize it now…” and “You go out to get the mail and there are cobwebs in your shoes!”

  • Mas Teddy // Nov 15, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    when you’re going to work while other people go to sleep, and while other people go to work you’re going to holiday

  • Lilik // Nov 15, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    when you introduce your website URL/affiliate links first before your name

  • Mas Teddy // Nov 15, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    when you can’t find or can’t fill what is your job in jobs category of application form, like : bank application form, passport/ID application form, etc

  • Danny // Nov 15, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    When you try to pay for your morning coffee at Starbucks with your pay pal account, you Know your an internet marketer!

  • syazariya // Nov 15, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    You know you are an internet marketer when you recommend and give free lesson to everyone (especially old generation) to use the internet to settle their monthly expenses such as electrical bills etc.

  • mhr // Nov 15, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    You know you’re an Internet Marketer when…somebody tell me what if you could siphon money from the Internet,
    directly to your bank account? Better yet, what if you could do that and get paid – today!

  • Syida Penang // Nov 15, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do.”

  • Arif // Nov 15, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    When :
    - You can’t live without PC or laptop
    - You can’t live without internet
    - You’re happy when you see email subject “You’ve Got Paid by Paypal”
    - You make contest and give money to attract more people to visit your website

  • Hendra // Nov 15, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    when you can spend your time without worrying about your money will run out.

  • Made Cakra // Nov 15, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    when I know everyday i must do something with my internet connection. without internet..i feel there is some missing in my life

  • black7 // Nov 15, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    I know I’m an internet marketer when I always Never Stop doing this even I got banned and not get “worthy” earning from internet yet. And also always spare my in-office time to manage my blog :)

  • Jorge // Nov 15, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    …A paradisiacal beach and your office are the same thing.

  • Ivan Halim // Nov 15, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    You go on vacation and nothing else to worry about.

  • shahrizal // Nov 16, 2009 at 12:59 am

    life to short to the happy ending story

  • stojan // Nov 16, 2009 at 1:41 am

    the day after your wedding day you don’t remember your wife’s name.

  • Mas Teddy // Nov 16, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    when your family name ended with “.com”

  • Mas Teddy // Nov 16, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    when you worried about your internet connection more than your kid’s health

  • Greg R W // Nov 16, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    when you see a commercial on TV and tell your wife they forgot the Upsell and backend offer!

  • Manuel Escasa // Nov 17, 2009 at 2:14 am

    you’re at home with all kinds of strange acronyms — PLR, SEO, RR, RSS, PPC, — as in “What’s the PLR on that?” or “Does that come with SEO?”

  • Manuel Escasa // Nov 17, 2009 at 2:17 am

    Others avoid traffic, you seek it with a passion.

  • Manuel Escasa // Nov 17, 2009 at 2:19 am

    When you see an ad in a magazine, you look for a squeeze page.

  • Manuel Escasa // Nov 17, 2009 at 2:20 am

    you are a techno-klutz but you earn your living from computers

  • San // Nov 17, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    you find yourself singing “Twitter Twitter Little Star” to your kids.

  • SigmaBisnis // Nov 18, 2009 at 9:10 am

    When i have created website, when start thinking about SEO and how to got top ten at Big Search Engine by any keywords.

  • Kenneth Yu // Nov 20, 2009 at 4:07 am

    You know you’re an internet marketer when you email your friends and family with the subject line “BAD NEWS”!

  • Nina Greaves // Nov 20, 2009 at 10:30 am

    … you stop donating to charity shops, list your rubbish on eBay, then blog, backlink, Facebook and sit on Tweetdeck all day tweeting the URL to your shop..on a Saturday

  • phonank // Nov 21, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    when I visited your blog, because I am one of who are interested in how you do these internet marketers.

    and I also make your website comments to 407

  • Simple Christmas Gift // Nov 23, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    When you start looking for a link on a paper magazine articles, page, ads, etc…

  • Franck Silvestre // Dec 9, 2009 at 8:16 am

    You receive 100 emails everyday and when your friends look at your inbox… they think you are Bill Gates…

  • Big Dog Affiliate // Dec 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    You give away a free 5 page viral report and your inbox is flooded with paypal receipts and you’re proud to take that screenshot of your clickbank account to put on your next squeeze page promo
    giving away the 1st chapter of your ebook

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